Bespoke Wedding Speeches for Grooms, Best Men & Proud Parents

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Your Speech Deserves More Than a Google Template.

At A Figure of Speech, we don’t do generic. Every wedding speech we write is personal, bespoke, and built from the ground up — no templates, no filler, and definitely no copy-paste jobs.

Whether you want to bring the house down or bring a tear to the eye, we’ll write the kind of speech people actually remember.

Ready to ditch the cringe and say something that matters?

Why You’re Here: Help Writing the Perfect Wedding Speech

Starting your wedding speech can feel like trying to tell a joke while skydiving — under pressure, off-balance, and very, very public.

That’s where we come in.

Whether you're a best man, groom, or proud parent, we’ll help you sound like the best version of yourself — honest, funny, warm, and real. You can hand over the heavy lifting or just get some expert tweaks to make what you’ve already written shine.

Full Speechwriting

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A bespoke, start-to-finish speech that fits your story and voice. You talk, we write. Simple.

EDITING SERVICE

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Already written something? We’ll polish it up and add the right kind of punchlines.

GUIDES AND TIPS

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Just need a nudge in the right direction? Our guides have everything you need.

real people. real speeches. real impact.

Hear from clients who trusted us to write their groom, best man, or father of the bride speech.

  • thank you so much for turning my mess into something people actually laughed at!

    Tom, Best Man.

  • I’m not good with words, but I wanted to say something meaningful for my daughter. Thank You!

    Stephen, Father of the Bride.

  • I was dreading the speech. You made it feel do-able. People came up afterwards and said it was one of the best they'd heard.

    Scott, Best Man.

  • My (now wife) wanted me to write a big thank you for not embarassing her with my speech!

    James, Groom.

ready when you are

Let’s make this the part of the wedding you’re not dreading. Contact us today to find out how we could help!