We started A Figure of Speech with one goal: to take the stress, guesswork, and bad internet jokes out of wedding speeches.

You’ve got one shot to say something real — something funny, heartfelt, and actually worth listening to. That’s where we come in. No generic templates. No recycled one-liners. Just speeches that sound like you — only sharper, funnier, and way more polished.

Whether you’re the Best Man, the Groom, or the Father of the Bride, we’ll help you nail it. We write speeches from scratch, fix ones that need saving, and offer honest advice if you’re stuck staring at a blank page.

What we believe:

• Make it personal — Cookie-cutter speeches are not our thing

• Make it count — Say what matters, skip the waffle

• Make it unforgettable — Laughs. Heart. Zero cringe.

We keep it totally discreet, totally custom, and zero pressure.

So whether you’re well prepared or writing this the night before — we’ve got you.