Personalised Best Man Speech
At A Figure of Speech, we write bespoke speeches that sound like you — just at your absolute best. We know how big this moment is, and how much you want to get it right.
Being the Best Man should feel like an honour… even if right now it mostly feels like pressure. This is your chance to stand up, celebrate the groom, and make the room laugh — maybe even tear up a little. That’s no small task.
If writing and delivering speeches isn’t your thing, you’re in the right place. Our Best Man Speech Writing Service is here to take the stress off your shoulders. We’ve helped people all over the world deliver speeches that were personal, funny, and unforgettable.
Let us do the writing — you do the delivering.
Get in touch and we’ll craft a speech that hits all the right notes on the day (and sticks in people’s memories long after).
What to Expect
Get in touch — Let us know the wedding date and ask us anything.
Secure your spot — Make your payment and we’re officially on it.
Tell us the story — We’ll send over a quick questionnaire to get a feel for who your speech is all about.
You fill it in — Honest answers, funny moments, proud memories — we’ll use it all.
We get to work — Unlimited edits and honest feedback until your speech feels just right.
You deliver a knockout — With confidence, clarity, and the applause you deserve.
At A Figure of Speech, we write bespoke speeches that sound like you — just at your absolute best. We know how big this moment is, and how much you want to get it right.
Being the Best Man should feel like an honour… even if right now it mostly feels like pressure. This is your chance to stand up, celebrate the groom, and make the room laugh — maybe even tear up a little. That’s no small task.
If writing and delivering speeches isn’t your thing, you’re in the right place. Our Best Man Speech Writing Service is here to take the stress off your shoulders. We’ve helped people all over the world deliver speeches that were personal, funny, and unforgettable.
Let us do the writing — you do the delivering.
Get in touch and we’ll craft a speech that hits all the right notes on the day (and sticks in people’s memories long after).
What to Expect
Get in touch — Let us know the wedding date and ask us anything.
Secure your spot — Make your payment and we’re officially on it.
Tell us the story — We’ll send over a quick questionnaire to get a feel for who your speech is all about.
You fill it in — Honest answers, funny moments, proud memories — we’ll use it all.
We get to work — Unlimited edits and honest feedback until your speech feels just right.
You deliver a knockout — With confidence, clarity, and the applause you deserve.
At A Figure of Speech, we write bespoke speeches that sound like you — just at your absolute best. We know how big this moment is, and how much you want to get it right.
Being the Best Man should feel like an honour… even if right now it mostly feels like pressure. This is your chance to stand up, celebrate the groom, and make the room laugh — maybe even tear up a little. That’s no small task.
If writing and delivering speeches isn’t your thing, you’re in the right place. Our Best Man Speech Writing Service is here to take the stress off your shoulders. We’ve helped people all over the world deliver speeches that were personal, funny, and unforgettable.
Let us do the writing — you do the delivering.
Get in touch and we’ll craft a speech that hits all the right notes on the day (and sticks in people’s memories long after).
What to Expect
Get in touch — Let us know the wedding date and ask us anything.
Secure your spot — Make your payment and we’re officially on it.
Tell us the story — We’ll send over a quick questionnaire to get a feel for who your speech is all about.
You fill it in — Honest answers, funny moments, proud memories — we’ll use it all.
We get to work — Unlimited edits and honest feedback until your speech feels just right.
You deliver a knockout — With confidence, clarity, and the applause you deserve.
FAQs
How long will my speech be?
We aim for around 8–10 minutes, which we’ve found is the sweet spot for a Best Man speech — long enough to land the laughs and say what matters, but short enough to keep the crowd engaged. Want it shorter or longer? Just let us know.
How original will my speech be?
Completely. Every speech we write is built from scratch using your questionnaire. No templates. No tired internet jokes. Just a speech that feels exactly like it was written for you — because it was.
How long does the questionnaire take?
There are about 15 questions, so it won’t take long. The more detail you give, the better the end result — and we promise it’ll be worth it.
What if I think of something after sending the questionnaire?
Easy — just drop us an email at info@afigureofspeech.co.uk with any updates, and we’ll add it in.
Will anyone know I’ve used a speechwriting service?
Absolutely not. This is a 100% discreet service — no one will know unless you tell them.
What if I want changes made to my speech?
We offer unlimited edits. That means we’ll tweak, rewrite, and polish until you’re completely happy.
What if I have a last-minute deadline?
We get it — things happen. Get in touch and we’ll do everything we can to fit you in.
What if my question isn’t answered here?
Just send us a message — we’re happy to help.