Personalised Groom Speech
You’ve got a lot to say — and even more people to say it to.
Your partner, your in-laws, your own family, your groomsmen, your best mate who’s already made way too many jokes at your expense. No pressure, right?
Writing a Groom speech can feel like a total minefield — especially if you’ve never written anything like this before. You want to be funny, say something meaningful, hit the right tone… and maybe not fall apart halfway through.
That’s where we come in.
At A Figure of Speech, we help grooms say what they actually mean — without sounding awkward or like they copied their speech off a wedding blog from 2008. We’ll help you hit the emotional notes, land a few laughs, and keep the whole thing feeling true to you.
You don’t need to be a writer. You just need to care — we’ll do the rest.
What to Expect
Get in touch — Let us know the wedding date and ask us anything.
Secure your spot — Make your payment and we’re officially on it.
Tell us the story — We’ll send over a quick questionnaire to get a feel for who your speech is all about.
You fill it in — Honest answers, funny moments, proud memories — we’ll use it all.
We get to work — Unlimited edits and honest feedback until your speech feels just right.
You deliver a knockout — With confidence, clarity, and the applause you deserve.
You’ve got a lot to say — and even more people to say it to.
Your partner, your in-laws, your own family, your groomsmen, your best mate who’s already made way too many jokes at your expense. No pressure, right?
Writing a Groom speech can feel like a total minefield — especially if you’ve never written anything like this before. You want to be funny, say something meaningful, hit the right tone… and maybe not fall apart halfway through.
That’s where we come in.
At A Figure of Speech, we help grooms say what they actually mean — without sounding awkward or like they copied their speech off a wedding blog from 2008. We’ll help you hit the emotional notes, land a few laughs, and keep the whole thing feeling true to you.
You don’t need to be a writer. You just need to care — we’ll do the rest.
What to Expect
Get in touch — Let us know the wedding date and ask us anything.
Secure your spot — Make your payment and we’re officially on it.
Tell us the story — We’ll send over a quick questionnaire to get a feel for who your speech is all about.
You fill it in — Honest answers, funny moments, proud memories — we’ll use it all.
We get to work — Unlimited edits and honest feedback until your speech feels just right.
You deliver a knockout — With confidence, clarity, and the applause you deserve.
You’ve got a lot to say — and even more people to say it to.
Your partner, your in-laws, your own family, your groomsmen, your best mate who’s already made way too many jokes at your expense. No pressure, right?
Writing a Groom speech can feel like a total minefield — especially if you’ve never written anything like this before. You want to be funny, say something meaningful, hit the right tone… and maybe not fall apart halfway through.
That’s where we come in.
At A Figure of Speech, we help grooms say what they actually mean — without sounding awkward or like they copied their speech off a wedding blog from 2008. We’ll help you hit the emotional notes, land a few laughs, and keep the whole thing feeling true to you.
You don’t need to be a writer. You just need to care — we’ll do the rest.
What to Expect
Get in touch — Let us know the wedding date and ask us anything.
Secure your spot — Make your payment and we’re officially on it.
Tell us the story — We’ll send over a quick questionnaire to get a feel for who your speech is all about.
You fill it in — Honest answers, funny moments, proud memories — we’ll use it all.
We get to work — Unlimited edits and honest feedback until your speech feels just right.
You deliver a knockout — With confidence, clarity, and the applause you deserve.
FAQs
How long will my speech be?
We aim for around 8–10 minutes, which we’ve found is the sweet spot for a Best Man speech — long enough to land the laughs and say what matters, but short enough to keep the crowd engaged. Want it shorter or longer? Just let us know.
How original will my speech be?
Completely. Every speech we write is built from scratch using your questionnaire. No templates. No tired internet jokes. Just a speech that feels exactly like it was written for you — because it was.
How long does the questionnaire take?
There are about 15 questions, so it won’t take long. The more detail you give, the better the end result — and we promise it’ll be worth it.
What if I think of something after sending the questionnaire?
Easy — just get in touch via the email we sent the questionnaire from!
Will anyone know I’ve used a speechwriting service?
Absolutely not. This is a 100% discreet service — no one will know unless you tell them.
What if I want changes made to my speech?
We offer unlimited edits. That means we’ll tweak, rewrite, and polish until you’re completely happy.
What if I have a last-minute deadline?
We get it — things happen. Get in touch and we’ll do everything we can to fit you in.
What if my question isn’t answered here?
Just send us a message — we’re happy to help.